Buenos Aires, Tuesday April 27th 2010. 12.30, running after a taxi, rushing to the bus terminal to catch a frightening 68hrs bus ride (no mispells here, we’re indeed talking about a 3-day bus ride non-stop) to Lima, Peru. Along with me is Aoife (pronounce Ifa
), a beautiful and lovely girl from Ireland that has decided to spend the next … 3 days with me. As if to remind us that we were on our way to Peru and to break from Argentina and Chile’s legendary punctuality, the bus is 20mn late. Now considering the overall length of the bus ride, not such a big deal right?
We’re prepared. Foods of all kinds (will have to get through the fruits and saucisson before hitting Chile though, freaks about fresh products), sleepy souvenirs from awesome Meredith, and of course a few drops of red wine to make the whole thing slide in more easily. So we get onboard our vessel (not glorious, but it’s been worse – Charles, at least a semi-cama, well sort of), and naturally attract the attention of all the other passengers, peruvians for the most part, looking at us like we’re just crazy (must agree with them). In other words, we’re the only gringos that decided to lose 3 days of their life in a bus versus a 3hrs flight. Sure, that makes sense – this trip is supposed to be about adventure, isn’t it.
First day is quite uneventful, we keep falling in and out of conscioussness (thanks Meredith, you rock!), the road is straight and the landscape passes by quick. Jose, one of the drivers, seems to have a passion for crappy folkloric music, and takes great pleasure in sharing it with us for 5hrs non-stop. Forget about listening to your own music, the sound level makes sure you don’t miss any of that beautiful piece of local culture. First stop around 8pm, to learn that we’d better fill our stomach, our next stop being the following day in the afternoon. OK, so they actually don’t intend to feed us, great. Not that bus food is so exciting in the first place, but still that’s food. We thus enjoy a nice pollo assado, look at our watch (6hrs passed, 62hrs to go) and go back to our respective seats. The ambiance is quiet except for the « best of » DVD of Wesley Snipes blasting through the crappy bus speakers… until 2AM, at which point I get down to the drivers’ cabin and tell them straight to cut the crap and let us sleep. No objection.
Second day follows, not very different from the first. Aoife and I talk, sleep, listen to some homemade musical playlists while enjoying the ride. And Jose, who takes pride into entertaining the crowd, puts in the Rocky series. Never thought I could sit through 4 episodes of it in a raw, quite a performance in itself. For those wondering, he actually gets his ass kicked by mister T in the 3rd episode. But the beauty of it is that you get to see the next part right away, so the hero gets back and wins at the end (yeah!). Our fellow passengers are still quiet, we finally feel like a part of it all. Stop at the argentinian border, the custom agents are breaking records of speed with an average time of 7.5 minutes per stamp, quite sysmetrical for Aoife to her great relief. Chile is just about as fast, and we finally break the ice with some other passengers curious to know what planet we come from. Quick look at each other, we’ve almost gone through half the trip and are still alive and somewhat in a decent condition. Quick thought of Meredith who keeps supporting us despite the distance… And Aoife of course gets her bag checked by custom agents, but this time she did manage not to spill powder milk all over the examination table, always embarassing considering its ressemblance to some undesirable substance when crossing borders. Quick stop to get some food (we might make it after all), and off we go for a second night in our palace on wheels. Our kind Jose even thinks of turning off the movies by 1am, definitely a positive progression in the trip.
Third day – by far the most interesting… yeah I know you’re getting impatient, but we’re getting there! Laborious border crossing to Peru, after what we go for the final stretch of the journey. Only 20hrs to go (wowow!). Stop in Tacna for some food, Aoife keeps being asked if we’re married, and after answering negatively, gets all sorts of proposals punctuated by comments on her beautiful blue eyes (must agree with that) and reassurance that coincidently they are single as well… Amusing. The afternoon is dedicated to salsa education (better than folklor music, but after 3 hrs you still get tired of it). And I did get tired of it, decided to assume my disconfort and stood up to go see Jose and tell him to « please turn it down a bit, we got the picture »). As soon as the others see me up, hands start clapping in the air, the gringo wants to dance!! And then what can you do… so I tried to dance in the alley (struggling, Gwen you would not have been very proud of me, but admit that a bus is not ideal), and after much screaming and encouragement from the crowd, decide to forget trying to get the sound down and go back quietly to my sit. Was kind of nice anyways
Last stop of the day to satisfy our stomach and for Aoife to try the famous Inka Cola (gross if you want my opinion, tastes like bubble gum). We stock up beers for the night and here we go again, on the bus, the salsa blasting through the speakers (how many fricking hours of that crap does Jose have!!!). And as we leave our last stop and the bus driver gets excited on the cliffy roads of the peruvian coast (scary, good thing it’s dark outside), our new friends get all warmed up. I try to hit the restroom, and once again I’m not in the alley that the whole crowd starts screaming again. They want to see the gringo dance again. And what the heck, let’s do it. So here we go, dancing in the alley, on the sits, everyone is holding on their cameras and the flashes go in all direction. The ambiance is crazy, the people all fired up, the party is started. Small break on my end, quick chat with Aoife and crook smile, eyes lit up on both sides, this is it, we’re going for the big dive. Only listening to our hearts, we stand up as one, signal Jose to shut the music for a few moments, we’ve an announcement to make! All eyes are on us, the tension and excitement in the air is palpable, cameras handy, they know something BIG is coming.
And that’s when it happened. In my broken spanish and in front of 50 amused faces, I… proposed to Aoife. Yes Vasso, I know what that implies in english
. And like music playing in my ears, Aoife said the magical « yes » word, actually « si » as we were in spanish mode. And that was out, the whole bus was screaming and applauding, flashes went crazy, people dancing and singing, others coming to congratulate us. And of course next thing you know, they all started screaming « un beso, un beso!!! », which we completed with an obvious pleasure. And the party went even crazier, happiness spreading like thunder, laughter and amazement only matched by the driver’s obvious enthusiasm making balance hard to achieve. So that was it, in just a moment and a few words, Aoife and I were engaged – beautiful moment shared with beautiful people. Overwhelmed by emotion, we sat down and decided to sheer with a beer, actually two… ok make it three! That’s when we realized we were missing a big part! All that emotion made us forget that an engagement required… an engagement ring! Quick look and smile at our neighbor, an adorable lady of about 50, to see if by any chance we could borrow her ring. Which she gladly agreed to, clearly proud and honored to be an active contributor to the surrounding happiness. And off we go again. Jose, shut that music down! Silence, everyone is watching, and slowly the ring slides onto Aoife’s finger, followed immediately by a pure explosion of joy in the whole bus, it’s now formal, we’re engaged! And the whole crowd to go and scream one more time « un beso, un beso!! ». And for us to enjoy another most fabulous kiss in front of a survolted crowd… Life is more beautiful than ever, we’re floating in time (and our seats).
To conclude on this incredible evening, our sweet neighbor lady asks me to approach and takes my hand, to discreetly let a ring slide into it. The look in her face at that very moment was a poem in itself, where you feel she’s making a sacrifice but generosity and love is just stronger. Incredibly moving moment, Aoife and I just can’t help but to smile and melt in front of this incredible lady. Of course we tell that we can’t accept it, but it was SO SWEET!!!!! An absolutely beautiful moment, probably one of the most magical one of the past 7 months travelling. We thought this bus journey would be hell, and it transformed our life, made us feel like rarely before…
After a last night of crazy driving through the beautiful lands of Peru, it is time for us to leave the « love bus » (as opposed to the « love boat », just in case that wasn’t obvious), we’re in Lima. Jose says goodbye and makes us promise to name our first kid Cruz del Sur (the name of the bus company). Aoife and I look at each other with a smile, then decide that CeDeS might be more appropriate (poor kid, imagine…).
And of course you wonder what is going to happen next… Well, after much discussion together, we figured that maybe it was a bit fast, and statistically estimated that our marriage would probably last between 6 and 8 months, a bit short considering all the trouble to go through to organize everything and all… So we’ll not actually get married (yes, what a disappointment…), but what a bus ride I tell you. So that’s it, hope you enjoy that bus ride as much as we did.
























